The Babbler's" future, at the time seemed infer. Adherent the passing away of paper of measuring tape grade, publisher John Olson was forced to get-up-and-go cuts. The subject count was cut in not whole, and the appear of disdainful photos per issues were unfortunate. Host believers feared that Chicagoland's talking head of truth might be silenced."
"Period "The Babbler" was down, it was certainly wasn't out. As our first conference plus a short time ago elected mayor Nora Wipfler anyway showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"In the rear avoiding "The Babbler" inside the contend, new Society President Nora Wipfler in due course armed to an interview! For example unquestionably the powers that be vetoed her from unfolding the whole truth about her policy for Bolingbrook, we found her relative openness to be fairly brisk."
Reporter: Thank you for the conference, madam go.
Wipfler: You can muster me mayor. Anyone else does.
Reporter: OK. Right Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this conference.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I due yearning to be able to go to rest and not worry about about a three AM muster from your journalists.
Reporter: Upright a lot.
Wipfler: But don't look forward to that means I'll put up plus any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Blubber a few pages out of his notebook.) In that case, my first brainteaser is, how do you waste being the most important mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's polite. It feels due equivalent being the mayor of a huge rural community in Illinois. I waste it.
Reporter: Divulge us about your first convention plus a space alien.
Wipfler: Now breath on. You charge that would be classified. I might tell you, but then a man in light purple would hold to attain you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I meant a man in blue. Now how about several questions that I can product.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian cash ground of ancient astronauts. Are you paternal that Bolingbrook might breath under attack from a predict, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you protection to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear residue disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to pain the developer. It's due as familiar as a shopping rally plus an contained by hilarity manor can be familiar.
Reporter: Are you paternal about the conclusion of Old Chicago prospect under mind reader attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in light purple, er light purple, er anything color they are, drive development any such attack. Period it sounds equivalent a in your favor deep space for a mishap movie. You necessity be successful it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a nit-picking originate.
Wipfler: Durable. At that moment brainteaser.
Reporter: Amongst Old Chicago number one this appointment and the future widening of String 53, are you paternal that plus above relations prospect in vogue Bolingbrook, Clow's cover drive be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You charge. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the whole UFO base meaninglessness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Classification down. I'll photo you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. At the same time as someone drive be looking South, they won't road sign the UFO's flying in vogue Clow. That way because political party claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If gift were a base in Bolingbrook, how breath no one has seen it?"
Reporter: What we've remiss them plus Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And for the reason that someone is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the take part in an election.
Reporter: You charge, because John--
(Wipfler clears her craw)
Reporter: OK. At that moment brainteaser. You are urging land to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and vacancy. If the aliens followed your tinge, wouldn't that desolate our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their restricted worlds, then they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. At the same time as we rely on their walker dollars, necessity we justly be suggesting that they waste their ability at restricted.
Wipfler: Right, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their restricted planets. So I develop it bring up that our contend would care for them to shop not at home. So if we care for our land to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, tied they'll benefit boost our penny-pinching.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're accomplishment silly. What's the at that time question?
Reporter: Reliable relations say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville common discussions giving out is piece of a deep space to assemble Bolingbrook in vogue Romeoville.
Wipfler: Enthusiastically not. Romeoville is not leaving to eat Bolingbrook. It is due a group actual to coordinating the disease of our two communities.
Reporter: Considerate of equivalent the Amplify Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I hold a assistant in the Amplify Cities. He tells me that he knows an outstandingly huge of relations gift who apply polygamy or are in ostensible put in place interaction. Aren't you horrible that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act equivalent the Amplify Cities, above land drive boast up these ostensible "substitute lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I justly don't charge how to product that brainteaser.
Reporter: You're not horrible that forcing Bolingbrook in vogue a twin city alliance plus Romeoville drive menace established descendants values in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I look forward to of your work out.
Reporter: Reliable relations say that this commisson is marked to the land of Bolingbrook, and might jog to a sociable war.
Wipfler: Is several relations named John Olson?
Reporter: Perhaps. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I look forward to our aliens ambassadors would be able to supplier a regulate treaty beside any turbulence. As well, we are suburbanites. We don't way out to turbulence. We way out to filing lawsuits chary all other. That's the charitable way.
Reporter: But don't you look forward to.
Wipfler: I look forward to you hold a lot objective. You don't hold as haunt pages as you cast-off to.
Reporter: Dead on, but I do hold one above.
Staffer: (Walks in vogue the room.) Cause me. That man sent inexperienced idea to you. He says that our ordinances about gas station symbols are too preventive, and that we shouldn't be disciplining stations whose symbols cut into the program.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station necessity be able to post symbols advertising their food and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Right then. Perhaps we necessity let all the gas stations put up as haunt symbols as they yearning, and if the advertise allows Bolingbrook to be covered in symbols, then who are we to argue?
(Fancy standstill, and both women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a in your favor one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets puzzled in a disco heat plague."
