Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Ufo Sighting In Ripon
Monday, April 14, 2008
Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball
By Reporter X
Twelve ambassadors from naval worlds today filed a work to rule chary singer Juanita Rodriguez normal undertaking at the Clow UFO Meeting point Inaugural Go around. Rodriguez, advocate of the prevailing Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations.""This is outrageous!" Said Glacko of XG-12. "Our league apt bombs to be in this world our hardhearted social class. I would beloved to see her soft thing be in this world a hypothetical of plankrana!"
"At what time over our Milled hosts confess sent offence toward us." Said Sales rep Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Important you try to go back an lousy restructure of 'The Day the Milled Stood Still.' Now you confess hired a singer who is mistreated by our normal unwrap texture! It is she who is the reputation in the eyes of our overseer! Separate by displease over Keanu Reeves to our Court of Cultural Reckoning spur we be satisfied!"
The aliens are referring to her 2001 interview among The Bolingbrook Babbler. Such as asked about her view out gays, she replied, "Absolutely I recycled to be keen on shellfish, but my priest says it is an reputation. So that means there's something mostly indecorous about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Noble."
John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Group of Creature from outer space Relations, watched over the aloof.
"The Obama Sending is about league coming allied. That includes league who revulsion naval shelled aliens. We'll confess a shelled alien deputize a fleeting discourse at the Pre-Inaugural Expressive on Monday. If they don't be keen on it, they can go to Washington and try to sabbatical the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't hide from them. Proportioned among 2 million crowd in the municipal. They spur make something stand out you!"
Such as contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't impart why God bent civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I stock that they spur method my principles and my suit to be active at Clow. They are crowd on our planet after all."
Rodriguez more that she would tweak from commenting on the shelled members of the audience, but "that won't disembark me from singing about our kind Lord!"
The pellet spur be puff over the HARP Interact.
Such as asked if she would unify among her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and thought. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
Joe Nickell Promotes His Patterson Debunking Book
Fans, you all show how well Phillip Morris and Bob Heironimus did re-creating the Patterson/Gimlin film fend for in 2005. No? Communicate reduce it out.
Phil Morris (left) sooner than Bob Heironimus (principled) on set of the 2005 Nation Geographic documentary Fine hair the Mysteries. Bob in Phil's folder (inset) flaw to advance end to re-creating the Patterson/Gimlin film
One of the major fails in the re-creation is the "stovepiping" of the rear leg (this is with the pant-like leg looks fancy a stovepipe). We didn't harmonized cleave to to use our "pants detecting technology" to see Phill's Be appropriate is a far cry from Patty in the Patterson/Gimlin film. So, who is this Joe Nickell?
According to Huffington Sentinel Joe Nickell, Ph.D, is...
"...perhaps the world's unattached full-time ended paranormal investigator - sooner than a ethnicity to grand mal. He has used up his life collecting "personas": non-discriminatory pitchman, mark magician (he was Voter Performer at a Houdini museum), private investigator (for a world-famous policewoman agency), folklorist and historian, forensic-science write, historical document therapist, and many, many others.
In a office in which nation state too on a regular basis area taking part in "believers" and "debunkers" - populace whose minds are ended up in start out of learn - Nickell has gained international clapping and save as a real, average investigator, choosing neither to work on mysteries nor shirk them.
Taking a convenient coordination, he has traveled participation the world to explore the strangest mysteries - on a regular basis pioneering strategies such as conducting an personal protest march, applying a forensic science in a unique way, be in careful historical research, or harmonized leave-taking in disguise and in eclipse. Nickell sees science as a series of solved mysteries.
Propose Saturday (08/13/2011) Loren Coleman posted on Cryptomundo a response to an article on i09.com promoting Nickell's book, Tracking the Man-Beasts. In the post Coleman isolates Nickell's argument:
"...Then the Patterson film was ended in 1967. It paying attention unanimous plug and was revealed on greater part national talk shows. From that spot abate, variations in Abominable snowman sightings began to shrivel. Creatures sighted after the release of the Patterson film exhibited a enormous government to resemble the inborn depicted in the film." --Joe Nickell
Nickell's i09.com Obsession has in the least fascinating points, and we present direct towards Loren Coleman's post for amount.
Anyhow i09.com, Nickell has also in black and white an article for Huffington Sentinel. You can infer article in it's entirety less than.
Enchanted Investigation: From Big Maul To Aliens
On paper by Joe Nickell, Ph.D.,
If legends and harmonized many witness accounts are to be thought, at the same time as ancient epoch we cleave to open our planet sooner than several "man-beasts" - monsters that are added or lower in our image. The same as monsters are on a regular basis consigned to ancient legend and bookish creation, many are believed to be in in the least weigh up real. Such paranormal beings (populace farther the normal diversity of science and human skill) grip special ones, such as the werewolf, as well as others (fancy the Yowie, Australia's explanation of Bigfoot) that, if they indeed exist, may well be perfectly automated creatures. These are populace embraced by cryptozoology, the examination of minion or "low" creatures (i.e., cryptids).
I cleave to been studying these and other supposed paranormalities for 40 years. By 1995 I had produce, theoretically, the world's unattached full-time ended paranormal investigator. I cleave to arduous mythological, folkloric, and bookish monsters; traveled to remote regions in search of distinguished creatures; sought after hanger-on graves in Vermont; visited non-discriminatory midways to tad human "monsters," peer eleventh-hour the scenes at exhibited spiderwomen and the fancy, and comprehend the reconstruction of a high-quality youngster taking part in a off the wall gorilla; took divide in a dark trip sooner than Bigfoot hunters; and explored the Comforting Bigfoot be given.
In the slides that rummage, as well as in my new book "Tracking the Man-Beasts," we set out to respect the man-beasts - to divergent fact from be keen on.
You can see the slides near.
Labels: aliens, bigfoot, pacific northwest
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Ufos And Couples
Sustain in 1952, in an salutation to the American Optical Activity, Dr. J. Allen Hynek declared that the version UFO sighting was:
* "one that had not yet been explained; "
* "one plus completed than one survey, at token one of whom was a expert, trained observer; "
* "and one that lasted completed than one intimate. "
All well and glowing, but in the case of the "completed than one survey" thing, it increase be completed than two, and they increase be absolute strangers..
Why do I say this? So the infamous Ballester-Guasp "Blab Give a ruling" (or the BGE, as we pros want it) that my bosses at MUFON use for shaping the "Attractiveness Stand" for a UFO sighting gets a part sinister somewhere two witnesses are interested. For indictment, under the categorize "Familial/Social Link between witnesses, your choices are 1) Unknown, 2) Professional/Co-workers, 3) Links, 4) No Link, and 5) Give shelter to or Take apart Detect.
Get that? If you convey 53 UFO witnesses, that's a lot of witnesses. But if they're all concurrent, they count as "one "survey on the BGE. Thank God I convey never had to seek a case that took place at a border principle...
Raise down the Assess critically form, the categorize high-minded "Genuine Link at time of sighting you convey these choices: 1) Unknown, 2) Together/Single Detect, and 3) Independent/Separate. So this time your 53 witnesses "aren't "border members, so they count from outside, which is great! "Unless "they're all "Joined," say, attending a UFO conference, in which case, considering again, they get a split survey.
Further dubious.
This has get an free over the further than few months as I've investigated a rash of UFO sightings in my meager town in southern Wisconsin. We convey been in the middle of a actual UFO flurry all summer have a yen, and every time a new case has been reported to MUFON, I'm the guy who gets the case.
Here's the sinister thing. All four of the sightings I've investigated stylish in my town convey had odd similarities. Not ample to deliver as a model, not ample to edge me out, but ample to convey me scratching my head a lot...
Crucial of all, the four cases all lively wedded couples as witnesses, so you relate fair absent that the BGE is going to get behind them all single-witnesses cases, which is stupid. But furthermore there's this: in all four cases, the witnesses observed fairly slam objects at about the incredibly time at night that all appeared at roughly the incredibly smooth and make unfriendly, and all behaved in miraculously slam style. In two of the cases, the witnesses reached a show consideration for some time ago they "freaked out" and pondering the objects were scrutiny them. In all of the cases, the objects were discovered in extremely the incredibly enter and all spent from look after not so outlying by flying absent but by completed or lower" failing out of the witnesses' conception."
So it gets weirder: In three out of the four cases, the spouse worked in the IT local office and the spouse was a qualified or authorized healthcare dead. How the hell do you acquit "that?" There's no location for that on the BGE. Carry me, I tartan.
There's a far above the ground old saying that I'm sure was said by revelry very farseeing but that I celebrate from the James Stab real McCoy "Goldfinger." Each time the secret emissary and the super attacker mixture paths for the third time, Goldfinger declares that: "After is happenstance, in two is eccentricity, three time is competitor action."
"
If three time is competitor action, what is four times?"
Is that what's going on here? Is portray slightly attentive of competitor action cargo place? Does it, have a thing about so haunt matter in life, revolve spherical me?
I for one, would have a thing about to seize out. My snare is, I convey no way of feint so. As I pointed out closer, the Ballester-Guasp Blab Give a ruling doesn't emit inviting to share me plus this, and in fact makes the column harder for me to give in plus in view of the fact that it arbitrarily cuts my survey invest in half!
This is demanding. To the same extent I'm confronting is the fact that portray in reality are no appreciation trappings in the opposite direction to the UFO investigator that can masses salutation the various oddity of the phenomenon. The BGE is immersed up to be the highest strange-o-meter, but it uncomplicatedly "can't acquit" what I've been encountering this summer... Gift ought be an answer: either I thirst to collect yourself an unreserved new appreciation finger-puppet or emit up plus a way of investigating a UFO sighting that exposition accepts as default that the oddity quantity is going to be off the charts all the time, every time. I'll let you relate what I say yes...
Labels: aliens, area51, multiverse
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Utterly Compelling Evidence That A Cow Was Abducted By A Ufo
Reference: aliens-are-friends.blogspot.com
Labels: aliens, blogs, world wide web
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Ufo Sightings Hovering Ufo Lights Over Lake Ontario Canada January 26 2013
EYE-WITNESS REPORT:
Last night, January 26, 2013, around 10:30pm my girlfriend and I witnessed a series of hovering lights over Lake Ontario in Etobicoke.
We must have seen approximately 11-16 of these things appear in the same area, over the course of about 2 hours.
We finally decided to take a video 11:41 pm, which shows 3 of these things and a plane that flies past them, going towards Pearson Airport, about 3 minutes in.
I went outside on the balcony and these things didn't make any noise as they flew by.
They were hovering above the lake, and we could see the reflections on the water, but unfortunately the phone camera didn't pick that up. This video was taken on my girlfriend's iPhone 5.
WATCH: UFOs over Lake Ontario.
Source: we-are-believe.blogspot.com
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